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Connection established. Secure channel has been established. You are speaking with M.
YOU
If you hurt Dragomy the fires will never cease to burn within your veins.
M
Oh good, you’re here. Let’s have a chat. Unlike some, we have no intention of making things worse, so as long as you cooperate here, we can all gain something out of this conversation. Understood?
YOU
They will never cease. UNDERSTOOD?
M
Cooperation is key here. Let’s not make things harder for everyone involved. Making threats is not a good start to this.
YOU
It’s not a threat.
M
Then what is it?
YOU
It’s a promise.
M
I understand the dragon is important to you. It will not be harmed, again, as long as you cooperate. Do you understand and agree to a little conversation?
YOU
For Dragomy, yes, I will. How did you modify a Monommy Machine to talk to me?
M
I’m asking the questions here. But you raise a good point, what is a Monommy Machine?
YOU
…it’s a machine for Monomasters.
M
What is a Monomaster?
YOU
They’re special humans who team up with Monommies. Have you really never heard of one?
Where are you from?
M
What do the types mean?
YOU
Okay I see what you’re doing. Rude, by the way…
M
What do the types mean?
YOU
A type is, like, a group of Monommies that have similar powers or ideals.
How old are you?
M
I’m 37. Irrelevant information. Who am I speaking to?
YOU
….I’m Phoenixmy, gemstone guardian of the Spirit Sapphire. Who’s this?
M
You may refer to me as M. I wish to know more about the types. Tell me everything you can about them.
YOU
Everything?
M
What types exist? How many are there? What are they capable of?
YOU
That’s a lot of questions.
You know, if you didn’t break your MM, you could just look it up on there.
M
Cooperate or I’m terminating this connection and you won’t be seeing your green friend again. I am not bluffing.
YOU
Don’t hurt her. Please. There’s nine types of Monommies that I know of.
M
Continue, please.
YOU
Well nine current types, I guess.
There used to be others but we joined into the nine types that exist now.
I’m an elemental-type, Dragomy is a nature-type, our friend Unicomy is a magic-type, and there are others like divine and goth, I don’t remember what else.
Please don’t hurt her, I don’t know that much. I’m a warrior, not a scholar.
M
Describe the types you’ve already mentioned. Do they have any common weaknesses, strengths?
YOU
Arcane-type! Not magic, I forgot they changed the name. Please don’t hurt her.
YOU
No, types aren’t like that.
I have other elemental type friends who don’t have the same weaknesses as me.
Elemental and nature types are very similar, we tend to use focused energies around us for our powers. Like I can do fire stuff and Dragomy can control the wind. Arcane-type uses magic or psychic powers usually, I think.
Unicomy doesn’t talk much so I don’t know a lot about them.
Divine-types are all godly and holy and goth-types are all darkness and spookiness.
Is she safe?
M
I assure you, she is safe. Thank you for cooperating. What about classes? It says here that you’re a ‘mom’ class. Does this mean you’re a mother?
YOU
No, it means I’m a mom.
M
They’re synonyms.
YOU
I don’t know that word. I’ve answered your questions, please let her go.
M
What do you know about the Sky Wound Incident?
YOU
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This is Unicomy. Release Dragomy immediately or we WILL take her by force.
M
Put Phoenixmy back on and we can discuss that. We won’t release your dragon until you’ve given us the information we want.
YOU
We have answered enough questions. It’s time for you to answer one.
M
That is not how this works. I will not repeat myself again. Put her back on or we’ll terminate this conversation and get as much information out of your colleague as needed, by any force we deem necessary.
YOU
MY QUESTION FOR YOU. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO GUARDIAMY?
M
We’re keeping the dragon and doing with it what we please. You have the next entry to comply or we will use deadly force.
Connection Terminated. Attempting to reconnect.
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Connection Terminated. You are not connected to a network.