#024 – Symmetmy
Symmetmy, a mommy class divine-type Monommy. Symmetmy is split into two perfectly equal halves, each with their own consciousness. It is said that if the two ever fully connect at their split point, the world will come to an end. Their divine energies are said to bring balance to the fabric of space. When only one half of Symnetmy is in a bad mood, it is up to the other half to cheer her up, lest the world fall to ruin.
CYBERMY
Okay it’s done, I didn’t touch it. Where did you get a Monommy Machine, then?
KANE
My parents bought me one when I was a kid!
Always did want to be a monomaster growing up.
CYBERMY
And now you are!
KANE
I guess I am haha. Of course back then this guide wasn’t like this at all.
And I certainly didn’t have you.
CYBERMY
Would you say it’s an upgrade?
KANE
I met you didn’t I? Of course it’s an upgrade.
My life has been so much better since the guide updated.
It’s like I’m finally getting to live the way I’ve always wanted to.
Being able to talk with you and others online has been so freeing.
But mostly you, of course.
CYBERMY
That’s really sweet of you! You’re an upgrade for me too. I don’t remember what anything was before this but… Upgrade!
KANE
Say, Cybermy. I know you wouldn’t keep secrets from me, over the last few weeks I’ve really come to trust you. So please don’t take this the wrong way.
Did you have something to do with the guide updating?
CYBERMY
Why would I take that the wrong way? Don’t worry!
I don’t think so. Want me to check who did?
KANE
I guess I’m used to people being angry at me. Sorry.
Wait you can do that?
CYBERMY
I bet that’s because of your dad. It’s okay! I’ve literally never been angry at you!
Sure can, it’s easy. Just gotta touch this encrypted file and eat a little bit of it
KANE
Eat it?
CYBERMY
Yeah! Files are yummy I eat them all the time.
KANE
That sounds like you could break the MM doing that…
CYBERMY
Oh I only eat the ones that smell yummy. Don’t worry. They’re not in the program files, and I won’t touch anything important. Besides, the yummiest files are ones with manually inputted data. That and encryption. Love me some encryption!
KANE
I can’t talk to any of my friends, including you, without my MM.
.Just please be careful not to break it, it’s my most treasured possession.
CYBERMY
I’m your most treasured possession???
KANE
No! I didn’t mean it like that!
I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend you of course I don’t own you!
CYBERMY
Relax I’m just testing my humour nodes 😛
KANE
Cybermy…
CYBERMY
Ooooh encryption tastes SO good. I love how it feels as it gets decrypted.
KANE
-_-
CYBERMY
Here we go, the changelog signatures.
Looks like it was updated by a Monommy called Uplinkmy. Do you know her?
KANE
You’re the only Monommy I see frequently. I saw Precipimy the other day though!
I just read Uplinkmy’s entry. Shouldn’t you know who she is?
She sounds important to cyber-type
CYBERMY
I told you I don’t remember ever being in cyber-type, or any type for that matter. I just remember you.
KANE
Your closeness to technology makes me sure you’re a cyber-type though…
CYBERMY
Maybe I’m not even a Monommy. Maybe I’m a ghost!
CYBERMY
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KANE
oOoooOoo oOoooooO oOoOooOo oOooOoOO oOooOOoO oOoooooO oOoOoOoo oOoOoOoo oOoooOoO oOoOooOo
KANE
Don’t type in my box like that please it feels…wrong. That’s also creepy.
CYBERMY
Sorry
KANE
It’s okay. Good point about the ghost thing though! You could be a goth-type!
CYBERMY
Maybe you’re a goth-type, Kane!
KANE
Hehe. I wish.
Hey, Cybermy. What’s your favourite colour?
KANE
Cybermy?
KANE
I hate when you leave. Where do you even go..?