#068 – Heckmy
Heckmy, a mommy class goth-type Monommy. Heckmy is one of the toughest warriors in the Underworld, as well as a genius mechanic. Using her technological prowess, she outfitted her arm with the Heckfire Cannon, a powerful firearm that shoots concentrated white-hot slugs of hyper-condensed nickel. It’s said that the feeling of being shot by Heckmy’s gun is akin to being pelted with a cannonball made out of the planet’s very core. Heckmy is mischievous and witty, able to manipulate others into doing her bidding with little effort. She’s a force not to be trifled with. When not engaging in combat or working on her machines, she enjoys dips in lava pools, where she will attempt to convince you to join her, saying ‘the water’s great’. It is not great. It is not water. Do not get in the tub with her.
Hey everybody. Od said to introduce myself so uh…
I’m Kane. My pact partner is… a Monommy you’ve never heard of XD
Who the fuck is Od
Oh yknow the leaker who helped me set this chat up? That’s her name. She told me not to tell anyone but uh well.
It’s alright Ember. To the rest of you, you might know me as just “C”, but you can call me Od, as that’s my name. Confession time: I’ve been here lurking the whole time.
But the real newbie here is Kane so everybody say hi to him. Ember told me to find the guy from the Dragomy story and here he is.
Yeah, that’s me.
Welcome Kane! We’re a group of Monomasters and we’ve been sharing our ‘adventures’ together here. You can rest assured this place is secure to talk about whatever. Od wouldn’t use her real name like that if it wasn’t.
Truuuuu
Hi Ember, I’ve heard about you actually, you’re ToastmySnuggles right? you used to host Ring Drops?
That’d be me yes, but no, not ‘used to’. I’m still podcasting.
It’s been months since the last episode…
hi kane
Hi!
It’s just on hiatus. I’ve been busy since everything went down. I’m still making the next episode, just interviewing some people for stuff.
Oh right the intervews lol
Can I set up a different profile pic somehow it’s hard for me to follow this
Sorry, I’m a programmer, not an artist. I’d let you upload something but I want to be triple careful Twin Shit doesn’t get their grubby paws in here.
That’s better
How did you do that?? There’s no files added
WTF that looks like me???
Hold on
Is Kane a ‘master hacker’ too? Watch out, Od
Seriously tell me how you did that
Woah wtf it does look like us
Hey sorry about that
WHAT DID YOU DO??
I didn’t do anything. My Monommy partner is called Virusmy, she can use her powers to mess with tech. Kinda like Uplinkmy but better
I can get her to change it back if you want
Okay so it’s magic. That… that’s fine.
Kane, I’m gonna come over tomorrow so I can talk to Virusmy about how she does that if that’s okay.
Sounds good to me
How did she make these look like us?
Wdym mine’s still gray
EDIT: nvm lol
She says she can turn the screen around from cyberspace and see whoever’s on the other side.
My phone camera is always taped up.
She says it’s not the camera but she could use that too.
Magic. Okay. Sure. That’s fine. Okay.
Dear Kane,
Welcome to the our little group! My name is Glenn, and firstly I’d like to say good job standing up to that bully. I know it’s not an easy thing to do, but you showed great bravery and that’s something to be admired LOL
That having been said, maybe you were a little bit too violent with the man’s arm. Just something to consider for the future.
I hope you are doing well, and would love to hear your side of the story sometime soon.
Sincerely, Glenn Clive
Dear Od,
Welcome to our little group! My name is Glenn, but I suppose you already know this. I would like to say that I do not appreciate being spied on, but I understand your caution. It is nice to actually meet you, and I’m glad you have decided to show your face.
I hope you have a lovely day.
Sincerely, Glenn Clive
Are you serously going to write a letter every time
Dear Kane, Od, Ember, and Catherine,
How did you get those cute little pictures by your name? I want one too! LOL
Sincerely, Glenn Clive
We really need to teach him internet etiquette.
Dear Catherine,
What do you mean?
Sincerely, Glenn Clive
Dear Kane,
This is so cool LOL
It looks like a tiny me
Sincerely, Glenn Clive
lol
Virusmy says you’re welcome, Glenn