#073 – Yo-yomy
Yo-yomy, a mommy class radical-type Monommy with yo-yos for hands. She’s a master with her yo-yos, able to expertly use them as powerful weapons as well as perform just the absolutely most sick and gnarly yo-yo tricks, dude. SO cool. She can perform any possible yo-yo trick anyone can imagine, as well as tricks that should be impossible according to the laws of physics. Yo-yomy just makes it work. She loves games and toys of all kinds, and can fold her yo-yo strings into the shape of hands if she ever wants to play something else. If you have a toy or game she hasn’t heard of before, you better start explaining how to play because she’s already ready and super excited to have fun with you. Her yo-yos can have the impact force of a torpedo. Her radical-type catch phrase is “yo yo yo!”
I’ve been meaning to ask what everybody thinks about the weird entries in the Monommy guide
What weird entries?
My favourite is Zombmy’s, I think she used to date Lumbermy or something lol
Her axe is in her forehead??
That’s just a love mark!
Typical Ember lol
No I mean the ones that talk about the sky gashes
You mean the ones I leaked from Twin Star? I sent those through the emergency broadcast system that’s why the page opened on your phone
Okay but what about the ones that keep saying gaze at the sky?
That doesn’t ring any bells
What kind of sights are you looking at? That enlightened cult thing?
No it’s not a website it’s on my MM
Your.. Monommy Machine??
Yeah some of the entries have weird messages on them.
“GAZE UPON THE SKY”
^A lot of them says that^
:/
Am I understanding you right? You’re getting messages telling you look at the sky in your Monommy Machine?
It’s not just saying to look at the sky. It says creepy stuff like look at your wounds and rejoice
I don’t understand it but its scary. I tried asking Virusmy about it but she says she doesn’t see anything
Clear Seed doesn’t know how to make apps. Try clearing your cache in your phone’s settings I’ve had some weird string issues in their other apps in the past. Might just be that again.
On the burner you gave me?
No, on your phone with the Monommy Guide
I don’t have a smartphone. Im using my Monommy Machine to talk to you guys…
Oh. Didn’t know you could do that. Weird. I unfortunately don’t know how those work…
Are you all using the app instead of the full MM?
I am
Yes
Yup
You guys don’t see the weird entries in the app?
Give an example of a weird entry. I’ll check it
Sandsmy’s entry is pretty messed up
Looks normal to me. Just has her usual stuff. Anybody else?
Normal for me
I didn’t know she saved people in desserts that’s cool. Nothing weird tho
The screen turns all red and messed up when you scroll down though
…Not for us it doesn’t. Something must be wrong with your MM dude. Ask Virusmy to look at it.
I have asked. She doesn’t see it either.
That’s… very weird. I was under the impression she saw programming as a virtual world she can navigate and… eat.
Did you load a custom firmware on it btw?
She does see the code like that. She says theres nothing weird about it. I don’t know what a firmware is
I was basically asking if you hacked your MM. I don’t know if you even can load a custom firmware on it though, I never had one as a kid. I thought they were basically just fancy calculators.
But I’m more confused by Virusmy not seeing it when you can see it. Can you have her look at it in physical space? Like over your shoulder?
Yeah
She says the entry looks normal to her.
That’s it I’m coming over.
That okay?
Yeah
Any updates guys?
so Kane’s MM is mega fucked up. I don’t know how it got that way but I’m thinking magic is involved somehow.
why do you think its magic?
Because Warpmy couldn’t see it either…