#093 – Burgmy
Burgmy, a mom class radical-type Monommy who specializes in intensemancy, a form of magic she invented to make her burgers taste better. That’s not the only thing intensemancy is capable of, however – it’s a powerful tool to make many things into more potent versions of themselves. Burgmy can use her magic to enhance the power of electronics, make sounds louder, make lights brighter, even make blades sharper. Whatever the intent of an item, her magic is capable of making that intention more intense. It just so happens that she has an intense love for fast food, especially burgers. So she basically only uses her magic to make food taste better. If only there were a Monommy who used this magic for something more useful… Oh well. 😉 Burgmy’s radical-type catch phrase is “Order up!”
I don’t want to see any
Well apparently they’re becoming more common. Do you guys think CosmoKinmy’s getting weaker?
I’m just going to assume it’s chaos-type Monommy doing whatever it is they do
I don’t like that you’re calling them Monommy still…
I didn’t mean to offend you, but maybe grow a thicker skin. What’s with everybody lately being so sensitive?
She’s not sensitive, you’re basically saying those monsters are just like her. We know they aren’t, just show some empathy to the Monommy. We aren’t the only victims here.
There’s that fucking word again…
What word?
Empathy. I’m so sick of hearing that shit my mom says it all the time. Show empathy, be the better person blah blah blah I don’t want or need to be the better person. Sick of people acting like I’m some monster or some shit just because I don’t care about shit that doesn’t affect me.
When you call the chaos-types Monommy, it makes me feel like you think *we’re* monsters.
Well you’re obviously not fucking chaos-types are you?
Yikes, Cole. Maybe you should listen to your mom a bit. What about Drazaleamy? Does she not care that you’re lumping her in with them?
Drazaleamy doesn’t care about her feelings being hurt. Neither do I. We’re better than that.
I used to think that too. It’s not healthy.
I’m not you.
Sure aren’t.
Mienmy and I almost fell in to an earth wound today
What do you mean, earth wound?
They’re like the micro tears in the sky but they’re bigger and in the ground
They’re sky gashes but in the ground. The earth just opens up randomly and makes a sink hole. Thankfully Catherine saw it before I did, she grabbed me before I fell in
Because I could see the fingers coming up. Monommy can’t see what they really look like
Fingers? What do they look like?
Like my tonsils when I had strep throat. But with teeth and fingers. I don’t like thinking about it.
My foot felt funny when I tripped into it. I think it was like how you might describe pins and needles but I’ve never felt that before
Probably because you’re made of slime!
Probably because I’m made of slime, yes.
A lot of the documents I’ve found on anomalies in Twin Star’s HQ mention hearing static when you see them. If your foot fell asleep in the earth wound, I could see that being related somehow.
How are you stealing documents from Twin Star anyways?
The same way I visited you. My pact partner is Warpmy.
Portals make any security a joke, I can go anywhere I want.
We don’t stay long when we go there just because if I got caught it’d be… very bad.
yeah but I thought Warpmy needs to have been someplace before in order to make a portal there.
You should go and check if they have info on the chosen one, when you get a chance. ChronoKinmy entrusted them as well, so they might know stuff we don’t.
It’d also be better than just going one by one through every known monomaster…
It’d be nice if we could work together with Twin Star
No it wouldnt. They’re just plain evil, I know that sounds silly but I’m serious. They’ve done horrible things to so many people.
I was more scared in twin stars cell than I was when I saw the earth wounmd
Cole, don’t speak about your family like that. You may not understand it now but your mother loves you very much and you should really listen to her. When your my age you’ll be happy you did…
We’ve had bad experiences with them in the past, and they aren’t to be trusted. Working together is definitely a no, but they can still help us if you catch my drift.
Toastmy has been telling me the micro tears mean that it’s not safe to go outside anymore… I’m missing my morning jogs and the kids are getting antsy. It’s a real stressful time we’re living in, but I’m trying to stay positive… You kids should too… Sorry, young adults, haha….
Cole, I’m having trouble finding the signal for Drazaleamy’s chatpad…
Sorry Virusmy, she ate it again.
Oh…
I don’t think she wants one, but thank you so much for trying to get her to talk. She barely speaks to me as it is lol
Your relationship with her is a lot different than ours
Yeah but we’re happy. We both benefit from our pact. We’re friends.